that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
people who think they’re better than you for not liking one direction
autocorrect changed “orcrist” to “orchids” so here’s a lame flower pun comic.
The King Under the Mountain and the King Underhill. [bigger +]
Because I have such a massive kink for possessive, protective, jealous Thorin, and, in contrast, a very smug and relaxed Bilbo (who works those attributes out of Thorin, heh). Sort of NSFW? He’s just in a mithril coat heh.
I’m trying to make up for my previously angsty picture.
thorin genuinely doesn’t understand how bilbo can be ashamed of his body, since he thinks it’s the most beautiful sight he’s ever laid sights upon.
aka cheesy middle earth dorky boyfriends at it again